Fantasy Doubles Results

Hay Rich,

Asking andi for a game next week, i take it then that you feel andy and yourself are going to loose your games tonight then!!!!!! I'm looking forward to our game tonight

me tooooooooooooo
just found my lucky skaven hat sorry andi game off next week

forwards or die trying

well i've got my blood drinkers teeth out for tonight and jays painting himslf red for luck

lee and Jay how did you do? ben and rich looked good for the win when i left.

Rich & Ben won by approx 700-800 pts. The HPA is absolutley ridiculous!!
As is the P.Furnace. (Which we knew anyway).

Jay Court wrote:

The HPA is absolutley ridiculous!!

unlucky mate.

HPA???????

Hell Pit Abomination. Just didn't want to write the full name (which I've now had to do!)

Jay Court wrote:

Hell Pit Abomination. Just didn't want to write the full name (which I've now had to do!)

yeh its a bastard winning combat by 13 lol

Yeah was a bloody battle , just glad the HPA was on our side! Plus Rich had some insane rolls for no. of hits etc. Never seen so many 5s and 6s. Hopefully next time my Black Orcs and Grimgor will see some action.

Well done guys lets hope you can carry that into the next round, we'd love to see you in the semis so we can smash you!!!

cheers boys what a great game
i think me and ben learn`t alot and can carry our new found skill opppps sorry luck into the next round never played against chaos dwarfs before so should be interesting seeing as the stumoy little f ******s don`t move speed and first turn will be critical
so again no tactics were saving them for andi and derek (if we go through))

star turn had to be bens doom diver in turn 1 with a perfect shot on some horsey things (nice) and a under rated rat called an abonination.inflicted one or two wounds here and there might have to try harder with that one next time tee hee

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up the greenskins and the chittering hoards and underrated abominations everywhere

So the tournament moves on with a semi final booked for the double vamps list and ben and richie progressing onwards into the second round to face warriors and chaos dwarves.

Id like to thank jerry and max for the game last night, it was very interesting and hard fought and you guys played well but for a few mistakes. Nevertheless its a game about learning and i hope to play you guys soon in the near future.

Id also like to point out the very cowardly treeman ancient on the table next to me who ran and kept on running for the (almost) entire game! Wuss!

i think that hat did the trick rich

Well well well, Rich & Ben allow me to introduce myself as the stumpy f*#@%r, who by divine right am leading the glorious tainted (chaos dwarves to you!), Sorry it took so long to summon up the courage to face us! it has however given us the oppurtunity to invite you for dinner, we've kidnapped Owens notorious hafling chef, yes the pound entry fee is ransom ( or was that the price to pay to see Rob & Owen tumble out of their own event Ha!). the chef has taken some thoughts, seasoned them with some bad experiences and let them stew and created a dish called defeat be careful it can leave a bitter tatste but fear ye not there is humble pie for afters. Oh and don't worry about us we've got H.P.A on toast!!!


so thurs ok for you guys?

A little being like yourself is not worthy of such a big ego, but don't worry Orc choppas and Skaven claws shall cut you down to size. We shall see who will be eating humble pie at the end.

Oh and yeah Thursday is fine.

andy white wrote:

we've kidnapped Owens notorious hafling chef, yes the pound entry fee is ransom

Andy please don't joke about the chef as you wouldn't understand the the can of worms that you would be opening. You could not imagine the kinda pain that would be heading your way!!

how can i possibly pass upon invite from chef ramsey.although a dish of crushing defeat is definatly not appealing so we will be ordering adish of over confidence then followed by crushing defeat for one side only
cant wait see you thurs

Owen, please you expect me to believe your halfling is the inspiration behind Steven Seagals character in "Under Siege"..... him he's just a cook!

hey ben talking of tactics we need to get our general into combat he`ll feel he`s missing out on the party and we can`t have that or he won`t turn up for the final else
it was a shame andi and kev were toooooooooooo scared to come and watch as they would have seen well you know and at least they don`t know our secret tactics
can`t wait till thurs
where can i find the current army list for chaos dwarfs the only one i can find is 12 years old and out of date
i`ve been practiceing dice rolls and will only use my 5 lucky die only


attack or die trying

andy white wrote:

Owen, please you expect me to believe your halfling is the inspiration behind Steven Seagals character in "Under Siege"..... him he's just a cook!

He's not just a cook he a god damn seal! BTW has anybody seen miss july?

Owen Farmer wrote:

BTW has anybody seen miss july?

yes about a 10 on the hot-o-meter. especially when she comes out of the cake

I agree, but can we stay on topic please? This is meant to be for the fantasy knockout tournament.

This thread will be temporarily locked if anybody abuses/spams it up.

Thanks.

Here's how things stand at the moment:

Andi and Derek (WIN) vs Jeremy and Max
Simon and Tom vs Josh and Mike
Kev and Andy vs Ben and Rich

So Andi and Derek are through to the semis and there are two more games to play in the quarters. Remember, highest scoring losers also go through to semis draw.

Jay Court wrote:

I agree, but can we stay on topic please? This is meant to be for the fantasy knockout tournament.

This thread will be temporarily locked if anybody abuses/spams it up.

Thanks

Oh no looks like the forum police have found us ..... RUN!!

Here's the response to your post Rich!