race wars; a forum game

Subject: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 9:12 am

ok i'm bored so indulge me, and things here are a little quiet of late

4 simple rules:

rule 1: you may only make one "play" a day

rule 2: you may only take 1 point from one race and add that to another race

rule 3: copy and paste the updated list with a note as to who you have taken from and rewarded ( a little background story could be given to keep the entertainment flowing!

rule 4: if a race reaches 0 they are wiped out and removed from the game

races:

humans-25
dwarfs-25
elves-25
halflings-25
orcs-25
goblins-25
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 25

ok first turn.

a mob of goblins have raided a dwarf waggon train and stolen some of the beer despite the hangover and ineviatable bad guts the goblins have gained kudos from their exploits, for their part the dwarfs had their beards trimmed.

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-25
halflings-25
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 25

the goblins +1, dwarfs -1

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 10:09 am

A kindred of wardancers come across some halflings chopping firewood for their second breakfast. The desecration of sacred shrubbery cannot be allowed and the screams of the butchered halflings are heard back in the Moot.

Elves + 1
Halflings -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-26
halflings-24
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 25

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 10:22 am

not playing ,no skaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 10:40 am

Elves +1
Vampires -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 24

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 10:50 am

richayson wrote:: not playing ,no skaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just add them in.

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 24
skaven - 25

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 2:36 pm

a small scouting troop of skinks swim by and kill some skaven

Lizardmen +1 SSkaven -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 24
skaven - 24
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Sun May 15, 2011 3:27 pm

The chef unhappy with the Woodelves for killing his friends declaires war on the Woodelves by killing a Treeman in single combat.

Halflings +1
Elves -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-26
halflings-25
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-25
vampires- 24
skaven - 24
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Mon May 16, 2011 5:01 am

mercenaries attack the skaven (or the skaven blow themselves up and the mercenaries raid the remains....)
mercenaries +1 skaven -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-26
halflings-25
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-26
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Mon May 16, 2011 9:19 am

amused at the petty bickering between the titchy humans and the walking trees, an ancient fire dragon swoops upon the campsite engulfing all in a sulphuric blast, although little more than a heavy prune for the singed woods the halfings are cooked , medium well and enjoyed with some fava beans a nice chianti.

dragons +1
halflings -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-26
halflings-24
orcs-25
goblins-26
giants-25
dragons-26
mercenarys-26
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Mon May 16, 2011 10:17 am

The Goblins get tired of being bossed around by the big uns, and take it upon themselves to to cook them up a 'special' Gobbo brew for them.

Goblins +1
Orcs -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-26
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-26
mercenarys-26
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Mon May 16, 2011 10:27 am

Not appreciating the Dragon's Tree-Singeing (get it?) a Treeman grabs one by the tail and swings it round until its head hits a passing steam tank and cracks open like a coconut:

Elves +1
Dragons -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-26
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Mon May 16, 2011 2:19 pm

After the attack on the Halfling camp the Chef leads an attack party and tracks the Dragon back to its layer. The Chef kills the mighty Dragon as it sleeps. Removing the head the Chef turns to the halflings and declaires that "It looks like meats back on the menu boys"

Halflings +1
Dragons -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-25
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-24
mercenarys-26
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 4:04 am

max's mercenaries attack vampires over an unpaid dept.... no survivors
mercenaries +1
vampires -1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-25
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-24
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 7:07 am

After the attack on the dragons by the halflings, a group of of netherweave dragons emerge from warp portals to engulf the chefs hometown and eradicate it from the face of the old world.
Dragons +1
Halflings - 1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 7:18 am

Skaven warlord Skrich Aysontooth is eaten by his own Hellpit Abomination after trying to goad it into the trees of Athel Loren by poking it repeatedly with a sharpened shard of warpstone. The laughter from the waywatchers secreted in the nearby bushes lasts for hours.

elves + 1
skaven - 1

humans-25
dwarfs-24
elves-28
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 22
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 10:52 am

After many tankards of bugmans finest several dwarves thought it would a great idea to put there axes in the vital organs of the local elves........they failed

Elves +1
Dwarfs -1

humans-25
dwarfs-23
elves-29
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 22
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 11:26 am

The war of the Dragon continues, the Chef now contols the entire Halfling army. Dragons drop down dead with fright after learning the news.

Halflings +1
Dragons -1

humans-25
dwarfs-23
elves-29
halflings-25
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-24
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 22
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 11:26 am

After the attack on warlord Skrich Aysontooth. warlord skrickadan hillrunner lead his unit of night runners on an attack of an elven town. with no resistance none survived.

skaven +1
Elves -1

humans-25
dwarfs-23
elves-28
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 12:09 pm

a group of fool hardy dwarves tried to explore and exploit Lustria of all its treasure they died.....

Lizardmen +1
Dwarves -1

humans-25
dwarfs-22
elves-28
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-25
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -27

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 4:18 pm

Garf Longshanks, giant living on the edge of Athel Loren wakes from his hibernation in time for the spring solstice. as part of the ceremony begins the skip of may. dressed in only his new daffodil tiara slips on the still warm waywatcher urine recently spilled, in true slapstick fashion takes off but lands sprawled on the soiled waywatchers. despite a nast splinter to the scrotum Garf is unharmed , warm and unable to particpate in the mating ritual but unharmed.

giants +1
elves -1

humans-25
dwarfs-22
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-26
dragons-25
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -27

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Tue May 17, 2011 5:05 pm

a dragon whelp spies on the war camps of the halflings and races back to tell "big daddy",
who arrives with enough dragons to block out the sun and routes the emassing horde of halflings.

halflings -1
dragons +1

humans-25
dwarfs-22
elves-27
halflings-23
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-26
dragons-26
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -27

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Wed May 18, 2011 12:55 am

The Empire discovered only too late, that the contents of the Halfling cookpot, were inedible...

Halflings+1
Humans-1

humans-24
dwarfs-22
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-26
dragons-26
mercenarys-27
vampires- 23
skaven - 23
lizardmen -27

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Wed May 18, 2011 8:24 am

meanwhile back at the swamp, the local skinks were hanging around the spawning pool only to discover the rotting corpse of luther harkon zompie pirate, the unexpected feeding frenzy is enough to keep luther sustained for 12 new moons

vampires +1
lizards -1

humans-24
dwarfs-22
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-27
giants-26
dragons-26
mercenarys-27
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Wed May 18, 2011 2:03 pm

in the montains near the badlands max's mercenrys march onwards in search of payment and food, eventually coming across a herd of nomadic goblin wolf riders, the mercenaries attack and find plentiful food and much loot much to pleasure of the paymasters. there march continues ever onwards, in search of much cash.

mercenaries +1
goblins -1

humans-24
dwarfs-22
elves-27
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-28
giants-26
dragons-26
mercenarys-28
vampires- 24
skaven - 23
lizardmen -26

Subject: Re: race wars; a forum game Wed May 18, 2011 2:23 pm

after being shat out of the hellpits arse,not quite dead Skrich Aysontooth is mightily pissed off!!!!!!!
he employs the help of the horned rat( blessings be upon him)and skitterleaps into the elfy domain.Hidden in the trees he spies a band of tricksy elfz ,moved to revolvsion at such a hiddious sight he drops a brass orb right on the head of the one with the pointiest ears ,boom no more elfies
skaven +1
elves-1

humans-24
dwarfs-22
elves-26
halflings-24
orcs-24
goblins-28
giants-26
dragons-26
mercenarys-28
vampires- 24
skaven - 24
lizardmen -26

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