What was the last thing you learned in fantasy?

Watching 2 people play who don't know the rules is fun, watching 1 who knows the rules not inform the other is a pain in the arse

Owen Farmer wrote:

richayson wrote:

playing one person is fun 2 is a pain in the arse

Nobody can stop a Steam Tank at 1500. Run boys run away like the cowards you are

This a big boast sir!! I challange you steam tank toting 1500pts to a dual!

We will soon see if you include "Stopping a steam tank at 1500" when you hide away for 6 turns from 4 bolt throwers, an organ gun and stone thrower.

Bring it!

Andi Avery wrote:

Owen Farmer wrote:

richayson wrote:

playing one person is fun 2 is a pain in the arse

Nobody can stop a Steam Tank at 1500. Run boys run away like the cowards you are

This a big boast sir!! I challange you steam tank toting 1500pts to a dual!

We will soon see if you include "Stopping a steam tank at 1500" when you hide away for 6 turns from 4 bolt throwers, an organ gun and stone thrower.

Bring it!

In the business. This is what is commonly called. Pwned.

Dwarf gunline do something different

Steam tank at 1500pts

Owen Farmer wrote:

Dwarf gunline do something different

thats the only thing dwarves can do.

There is a whole phase to warhammer I have never tried before...

... spam treesinging ftw!

Spellsingers beat Fell Bats in combat

Rob Farmer wrote:

Spellsingers beat Fell Bats in combat

1) Empire Swordsmen and Lector laugh in the face of Wood Elves uber units
2) Handgunners can pick out waywatchers hiding in a wood
3) My cannons keep blowing themselves up

Arch Lectors don't like 28 Killing Blow attacks...

One terror causer can eliminate half an Empire army...

My Eternal Guard are going to be the death of me.

People think herald of khorne bsb on their juggernaught of doom with 0+ armour and 5+ ward are hard as nails, its just a fallacy, take one khorne herald bsb on jugger and 1 unit of 8 naked marauders shake them up together and wham! what comes out the other end?

You've guessed it 6 marauders,

a mighty unit of 40pt troops whooped khornes messengers ass!!! I think they just managed to get their points back! Have a go your self with empire archers, free company, skaven slaves whatever, khorne heralds are a joke!!

beat it in combat or on combat res

marauder horsemen are made of skink chief killing win

just when you give up on jezzails as a force to be reckoned with they only go and redeem themselves by wiping out a unit(all be it a small one) of war dancers in combat ,then sniping 2 dryads at long range to finish off that unit all in the last turn
although they did manage to kill 5 of their own units due to unstable warpstone ah don`t you just love skaven!!!!!!!!!!

Greatswords are just swordsmen lacking any greatness

According to the new tournament legend Empire are EASY, EASY, EASY!!!

Steamtanks are sacrificial units and when they blow up screw over the rest of ur army

Skink Priest on Steg > Dark Elf Lord on Dragon

Andi Avery wrote:

According to the new tournament legend Empire are EASY, EASY, EASY!!!

|What was hie result in that game?

Smashed easily haha

black guard, stubborn Ld 9. Fail!!!!!!!!

hell pit fucking annoying, furnace more cheese thean a four cheese pizza

chaos knights on horseys might look scarey but are no match for giant rat hoards yum yum

oh and jezzails are shit

richayson wrote:

oh and jezzails are shit

I know you're all going to hate me for making Skaven even more brutal but here goes...

Rich, I believe you're playing your jezzails wrong. A roll of a 1 does not mean you've hit yourself. For every 1 you roll, roll again and those 1s have hit you. That, I think, is why your jezzails are proving more deadly to yourself than even Skaven weapons should.

sorry rob but i`m playing them right unfortunatly
out of a unit of 10 5 of them killed themselves by rolling 1 then rolling 1 again i think they had been sniffing warpstone fumes
its not just thier lemming type eagerness to die but there low leadership and no rank bonus means they bugger off a little tooooooooooo easily, cowards the smell of musk is ripe tonight

So you're just unlucky.