What was the last thing you learned in fantasy?

I'll get the ball rolling:

Wild Riders are constructed of purest winium.
The Hail of Doom Arrow can let you down.
Halfling chefs really are quite dangerous.

hail of doom arrow only works against skaven
along with that horrible strangle root thing from treemen booooooo

archaon has suicidal thoughts

Remembering that Blood knights are nails
Archaon can be killed with 2 turns
Magic sucks

Magic sucks. Unless someone uses it against you, in which case its the best thing since sliced cheese.

Trying to outwit new skaven makes your brain really hurt

My vamp lord needs to reshod his horse sorry nightmare

Big papa nurgle is a real bugger!

trying to outwit skaven implies skaven have tactics

ha ha not at all rich mate just implies they have lots of dirty units that need creative thinking to exploit their (very few) weaknesses. Im happy to say i achieved this on sunday against a list very similar to what your half of the doubles layout will be so you'd better hope that IF you get through round one and IF you get through round 2 that you dont draw the mighty vamps in the semi's. because id be more than happy to show you what ive learnt!!

just in case you don`t get through we better book a game the first week after our little torney
THE BIG ONE can be a game of your choice on a battle field near you (mind you 800 pts might be a good idea to practise 4 feb)tee hee
daeth to the undead long live the thirteen

Stubborn on Ld 9 with a re-roll don't mean squat.

Rob Farmer wrote:

Stubborn on Ld 9 with a re-roll don't mean squat.

ld 9 isn't very good for rallying either

the last thing i learn`t was som oh and the hellpit rocks

Rob passing is 5+ ward save all the time sucks
Wildriders are nasty

the last thing i learn`t was som
is meant to read

the last thing i learn`t was some rules

2 greater demons don't mean squat

Ed Breddy wrote:

2 greater demons don't mean squat

Now that's funny.

Rob Farmer wrote:

Ed Breddy wrote:

2 greater demons don't mean squat

Now that's funny.

especially when one is a named character

Avoid the Hell Pit Abomination & the Plague Furnace at all costs!

Shoot them, shoot them again & then run away if they get too close!

888th post on the forum! (sorry, I wasn't going to let anyone else have it!)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Jay Court wrote:

Shoot them, shoot them again & then run away if they get too close!

Now where have I seen that tactic before..?

Standard Empire tactic. Chapter 1 Paragraph 3, Sub-Section A.

Repeat until death (either theirs or yours!)

Jay Court wrote:

Standard Empire tactic. Chapter 1 Paragraph 3, Sub-Section A.

Repeat until death (either theirs or yours!)

Nope. These are Woody tactics. The Empire regulations you are thinking of are "Shoot them, shoot them again & then fail terror/panic/break test, leave table via nearest edge, cry."

That's Chapter 2 Paragraph 1, Sub-Section B.

2 dispel dice ain't gonna help much against Vampire Counts.

Dryads really are that good.

Treeman Ancients aren't as invincible as they used to be.

Burning Aliment is nasty

The Lector on his Altar still rocks

Empire infantry is squishy